User:Nv4dispbluescreen

Warning: This may look like spam, but it's my user page and I simply hope it's okay if I keep that text. It's humorous and sarcastic, not to be taken too seriously, but it's also based on my personal experiences with Oblivion, Fallout 3 and other Elder Scrolls games. So, here we go...

I'm just creating this page here in order to avoid having that annoying "page does not exist" error every other time. By the way, the Nvidia GTA 8800 video card series is the best there ever was thanks to that INCREDIBLY beautiful vram bug causing the "thread stuck in device driver" blue screen every now and then, and believe it or not, that amazing video card can also throw out invisible blue screens (system hangs and needs to be rebooted the hard way, and your minidump folder will then say it was a stop error) as well as black screens (the screen just goes black, leaving just the mouse cursor visible, which will disappear after some time, so you will be forced to press the reset button)! I'd advise everyone to buy such a video card if they don't have one already, just because blue screens are so wonderful to look at! :-)

And in order to be not entirely off-topic: The "Open Impossible Lock" alteration spell kicks butt! I'm really looking forward to get to Arcane Sanctuary and blast open that blasted door with my custom-made spell, gaining access to stuff that's actually off limits to non-guild-members! :D Oh, almost forgot to add the signature... --Nv4dispbluescreen 13:08, 23 April 2012 (UTC)