User:MartinAndJuaffreAreLovers

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Hi, some random FACTS for you to divulge:

  • Umbra is overrated.
  • Martin and Juaffre publicly declared their love for each other on more than one occasion.
  • Pure mages are unworthy of life.
  • Earana needs to get over herself.
  • Reynald Jemane is a fool, leaving a perfectly good home in Chorrol for a shack in the wilderness.
  • Glarthir should be thrown off Dive Rock, not Adoring Fan.
  • The Odiil Father needs to grow some balls.
  • Glenroy should learn to survive, trained bodyguard?
  • Arch Mage Traven needs to stop pointlessly commiting suicide at every given oppurtunity.
  • Martin needs to show some emotion.
  • Wilderness town/inn/settlement residents never seem to be attacked by creatures, yet there seems to be an inordinate number of hostiles in the game near settlements.
  • Ogres wear minimal clothing to cover up their probable miniature genitals, yet Imps disgustingly reveal all?
  • Modryn Oreyn is the best painter in all of Tamriel, no disputes.
  • The Orc book seller whose name escapes me should be given 1,000,000 Septims and a mansion, just for being himself.
  • Vilena Donton seems quite unemotional over her to sons' deaths.
  • ALL Daedra worshippers are EVIL, apart from the Dunmer mentioned by an Orc.
  • Hieronymus Lex couldn't spot a set up if it danced in front of him wearing the Gray Cowl of Nocturnal.
  • Porkchop is offically the bravest animal in Cyrodiil, with the exception of Mojo.
  • Beggars are maggots at the golden core of Tamriel.
  • Emporer Uriel Septim is a dumbass, he could've at least TRIED not to die.
  • Maglir should be introduced to Sheogorath in a bad mood.
  • More faction questlines should be available, i.e Knights of the Thorn, Blades, Order of the Virtuous Blood etc.
  • Mankar Camoran WOULD lose to a Mud Crab in combat.
  • Not all forts should be abandoned, the Imperial Legion are dumbasses for that matter.
  • Roland Jenseric is the most spineless character in Cyrodiil, with the exception of Maglir.
  • Stacy's Mom has got it going on.
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