User:DarkShadows

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Hey guys! DarkShadows here. if you want to know anything about skyrim i'm your bro. I play on xbox 360 so anything other than that im a bit hazy.


Heres a preview of a poem on skyrim im making: A Skyrim Poem

Once I decided to play a game. Skyrim I did proclaim. Take some skooma and kill some cows. Luckily something the game allows.

I entered a world. Opposite to ralof I was curled. The imperials had captured us all. And now I shall recall. The story.

Ah, finally your awake Ralof said. The imperials will take your head. I screamed. While Ulfric memed.

Lokir yelled Oh please help me. I didn’t do anything you see. Our driver turned and said whats sup. Then told us to shut up.

We were getting close to helgen. Because we caused a rebellion. We were told we would be executed. Then they all saluted.

General Tullius they all cried. Beside me Ulfric sighed. I glanced over. Then shrieked when I saw an ogre.

Wait, it was a dragon! Flying high over our wagon. The executioner fell. Straight down to hell.

Meteorites fell from the sky. Ralof shouted run and I did try. I ran for the tower. It seemed to take an hour.

I jumped into an inn. It was then I dropped my tin. God no I did cry. Fi fi fi!!

I didn’t know what to do. My life had been threw. By Molag Bal’s hand. Into the depths of sand.

Carried on in Skyrim Poem 2.--DarkShadows Talk 04:11, 25 March 2019 (UTC)