Skyrim Mod:Bards College Expansion/Duel of Wit Rules

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Duel of Wit Rules
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Duel of Wit Rules

RULES

First you Insult or Brag to your opponent, then they get a chance to Retort.

Their Retort must be witty, make sense, and rhyme. If they mess up, the round is yours, and the crowd will be on your side. If they succeed, it's a draw.

Then they Insult or Brag to you, and you must give the correct Retort. If you succeed, it's a draw. If you mess up, the round is theirs, and the crowd will back them.

The Duel ends after four rounds, unless other rules are agreed upon.

IMPORTANT!! READ!!

This might be cheating, but... here's some Insults!

"I've met mudcrabs that sound smarter than you!"
"Your attempts at wit are as feeble as a farmhand's first love letter."
"You've all the shrewdness of a very confused goat."

I only know one Retort, think it's for one of the Insults above...

"Did you write that insult yourself? Such big words! Your vocabulary is getting better!"

Good luck! I'm rooting for you!