Online:The Lusty Argonian Maid, A Song

Book Information The Lusty Argonian Maid, A Song
ID	1134
See Also	Lore version
Collection	Words of the Poets
Locations
Found in the following locations: Temple of Ire, Temple Library, in bookshelf

The Lusty Argonian Maid, A Song

A musical rendition of everyone's favorite story

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NOTE: A male/female duet, beginning with the male and alternating stanzas.

Crantius Colto is my name

My lusty Argonian maid

I've something here for you to clean

Come burnish now my blade!

I'm Lifts-Her-Tail the maid, it's true

A lusty Argonian maid

But your task is just too much, good sir,

I've never seen such a long blade!

Tut-tut, my dear, that's not what I hear,

My lusty Argonian maid

And Lady Colto's gone to Kvatch

No need for you to be afraid

Nay, I am needed elsewhere, sir,

Though your blade's so long and so hard

I'm needed to tend the instrument large

Of a sultry Argonian bard