General:The Motheater's Song
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| Archived Link: | The Imperial Library | ||
| Writer(s): | Douglas Goodall | ||
This was an archived song on the original Imperial Library site. The original author was not recorded at the time. All that is easily discernible from the text is that it was written at the earliest at some period during the development of The Elder Scrolls Adventures: Redguard. The original archive can be viewed on The Imperial Library.
The Motheater's Song is a parody of the Stonecutter's Song from The Simpsons episode "Homer the Great".
Who controls the Septim crown?
Who keeps the Allesian [sic] Heresy down?
We do, we do
Who knocked Yokuda off the maps?
Who keeps the Dwemer under wraps?
We do, we do
Who dances a little dance and does not tell?
Who breaks time and thinks it's swell?
We do, we do
Who spills coffee on the Chaos Staff?
Who makes the Truth Monkeys laugh?
We do, we do
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